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Post by Joel on Sept 29, 2006 3:40:58 GMT -5
 Sex education Dustin (Screech) Diamond will be appearing in a way many of his fans hoped never ever to see him. He may have played nerdy eighth-grader Samuel (Screech) Powers in the sitcom "Saved by the Bell." But former TV geek Dustin Diamond can now take his place with Colin Farrell, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock as the star of his very own sex tape. Everyone who remembers Diamond as a lovable putz is in for a shock once they see a 40-minute video in which he engages in a kinky three-way with two women, sources tell us. We can't get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a "Dirty Sanchez." Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt, who has brokered some of Hollywood's biggest celebrity-skin deals, confirms that he's acquired the rights to a tape featuring Diamond. "Just when you think you have seen everything in this business," he tells us, "mankind has raised the bar another notch. Or lowered it." Schmidt is in L.A., shopping the tape to Hustler's Larry Flynt, Vivid's Steven Hirsch and other major distributors of adult video. Now age 29, the 6-foot Diamond is much brawnier than you may remember him. He's a black belt in karate, and, four years ago, he defeated Ron Palillo (Horshack on "Welcome Back, Kotter") on Fox's "Celebrity Boxing 2." Diamond's manager, Roger Paul, said his client has become a successful standup comic and will appear on the ABC sitcom "The Knights of Prosperity." "I haven't seen the tape," Paul told us. "I've heard rumors. Dustin has been trying to escape the Screech typecast. So this may help me get more bookings." In 1996, former "Saved by the Bell" sweetheart Elizabeth Berkley bared all in the Paul Verhoeven-Joe Eszterhas trashterpiece, "Show Girls." The sex vid's working title is "Saved by the Smell." Ewwwww. Link - www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/456104p-383834c.html
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Post by Meredith on Sept 29, 2006 7:26:22 GMT -5
I heard this on the radio, I guess any publicity is good publicity, but a "dirty sanchez" ew!
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Post by linwoodlarsons on Sept 29, 2006 7:34:22 GMT -5
He was trying to sell autographed shirts, on his website to save his house from forclosure. so maybe he's behind it, for a little cash.
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Post by AftermarketX on Oct 1, 2006 14:39:07 GMT -5
So is the girl from Family Matters!  |
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Post by Karen on Oct 1, 2006 19:12:57 GMT -5
Supposedly he knows nothing about the release (ha ha) but he claims he and his friends film their escapades with women. They apparently sit around together and view them and award points for various sexual acts. The whole thing just grosses me out!
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Post by Joel on Oct 3, 2006 5:23:38 GMT -5
So is the girl from Family Matters! |
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Post by ishbell on Oct 3, 2006 8:40:02 GMT -5
Supposedly he knows nothing about the release (ha ha) but he claims he and his friends film their escapades with women. They apparently sit around together and view them and award points for various sexual acts. The whole thing just grosses me out! Ewwwww, disgusting f'n pigs. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 3, 2006 10:49:04 GMT -5
Bumcakes has a copy on Pre-Order.
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Post by linwoodlarsons on Oct 3, 2006 14:06:32 GMT -5
What a couple of jerks
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Post by *Sonya* on Oct 3, 2006 14:49:54 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Oct 3, 2006 15:07:54 GMT -5
Sonya... you love porn too.. As if you're not gonna search the web for still photos and hit up Kazaa for a freebie version.
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Post by *Sonya* on Oct 3, 2006 15:15:00 GMT -5
Look who's talking! Matt "Dirty Sanchez" Thebarge! And what do you mean I have to download it? I thought we agreed that you were going to send me a copy of yours...has there been a change in plans? If so, keep a sista updated, I gotsta get my hands on a copy of it! |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 3, 2006 15:22:05 GMT -5
Well, first of all.. I have no idea who this "Matt Thebarge" person is that you are talking about. I do know someone called Matt Theberge... But, Thebarge? No clue.
As for my copy, you were suppose to keep that on the downlow!
#rant#
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Post by AftermarketX on Oct 3, 2006 15:25:26 GMT -5
I kind of always looked at him as an ugly kind of nerdy actor even in real life his biggest moment was when he won that fight on celeb boxing maybe this is the only way he can respect himself or get girls normally but I wouldn't call it normal.  |
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Post by gav234 on Oct 4, 2006 5:38:09 GMT -5
aww no!! now i can never watch saved by the bell without thinkin of a dirty sanchez!! ....eww  |
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