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Post by 8807 on Sept 21, 2006 14:37:41 GMT -5
"Retire?I can't spell the word.I'd play in a wheelchair." Keith Richards
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Post by linwoodlarsons on Sept 23, 2006 13:41:05 GMT -5
"Never trust a man with two first names": My grandpa.
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Post by Karen on Sept 28, 2006 18:51:41 GMT -5
"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." – Herm Albright
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Post by Ryan on Sept 28, 2006 22:51:45 GMT -5
“Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.” - Mark Twain
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Post by ~BEE~Happy~ on Sept 30, 2006 16:00:06 GMT -5
Nice one Ryan
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Post by ~BEE~Happy~ on Sept 30, 2006 16:01:35 GMT -5
"Never trust a man with two first names": My grandpa. errr...my husband has two first names.... but it's not as funny as "Morris Morris"...remember that one frome Three's company?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 3, 2006 15:10:42 GMT -5
"Give a man a fish: he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish: he drinks beer for a lifetime."
~MST~
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Post by ~BEE~Happy~ on Oct 3, 2006 18:55:52 GMT -5
#blink#...yeah, I guess I don't really get that hungry when I am drinking beer either #cheers# ...perfect, ha!
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Post by ishbell on Oct 3, 2006 19:06:03 GMT -5
"Give a man a fish: he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish: he drinks beer for a lifetime." ~MST~ Good one, I'll have to make a sign or something with that for my other half.
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Post by ishbell on Oct 3, 2006 19:16:50 GMT -5
"They misunderestimated me!" -George W. Bush" #lol#
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Post by Karen on Oct 3, 2006 20:08:53 GMT -5
"They misunderestimated me!" -George W. Bush" #lol# That's awesome Ishbell. He says so many funny ones!
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Post by ishbell on Oct 4, 2006 11:24:54 GMT -5
“Hypocrisy, the lie, is the true sister of evil, intolerance, and cruelty.”
Raisa M. Gorbachev
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Post by Bogo on Oct 5, 2006 21:21:43 GMT -5
even though its from a movie I love this one:
"If it's too loud, you're too old!"
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Post by Ryan on Oct 5, 2006 22:01:27 GMT -5
“Are you really sure that a floor can't also be a ceiling?” – M.C. Escher
"Oh what a feelin', when we're dancin' on the ceilin' " - Lionel Richie
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Post by ~BEE~Happy~ on Oct 6, 2006 6:12:18 GMT -5
#dance#
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