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Post by Joel on Oct 6, 2006 16:28:03 GMT -5
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night"
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in Church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
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Post by ishbell on Oct 6, 2006 17:17:51 GMT -5
#lol# Good one Joel!
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Post by ~BEE~Happy~ on Oct 6, 2006 17:28:22 GMT -5
yep, laughed out loud for that one!
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Post by Karen on Oct 6, 2006 18:51:09 GMT -5
That's a great one Joel. Thanks for the laugh.
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Post by Meredith on Oct 6, 2006 18:57:16 GMT -5
That was great!
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Post by Barbara on Oct 6, 2006 18:58:41 GMT -5
#lol# #smiley_abzw#
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Post by Hangar18 on Oct 7, 2006 17:27:30 GMT -5
baha! nice one dude!
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Post by Marika on Oct 8, 2006 4:28:54 GMT -5
That's great, very cool
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