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Post by Barbara on Dec 6, 2006 0:49:24 GMT -5
Or if Matt or Bumcakes called you a drunk... #lmao# #cheers# ...that would be the pot calling the kettle black (because the pot and the kettle are both assumed to be black). Does that make sense? #lmao# I didn't read it well, I read "the pot calling the kettle back", I liked that better But I still like the saying ;D
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Post by charityholyfield on Dec 6, 2006 8:45:27 GMT -5
Yes, the "bless her heart" thing is very true! You can say ANYTHING and it's somehow okay. "Look at that fat nasty thing! If she keeps boozin and poppin out kids like that she's gonna wind up in the whorehouse or the nuthouse, one or the other... bless her heart." "I swear that child is so dense she don't know her head from her ass... bless her heart." "I'm tellin ya, with a mug like that, her mom and dad HAD to be first cousins... bless her heart."
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Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2006 10:01:59 GMT -5
I'll be on you like flies on shit.
It'shotter than a snake's ass up in here.
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Post by *Sonya* on Dec 6, 2006 11:44:47 GMT -5
I'll be on you like flies on shit. Is that the pick-up line you use when you're trying to impress the ladies?
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Post by ELVA on Dec 6, 2006 18:36:25 GMT -5
I'll be on you like flies on shit. Is that the pick-up line you use when you're trying to impress the ladies? hahah very romantic!!! ;D ELVA ;D
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Post by Karen on Dec 7, 2006 11:20:25 GMT -5
I wouldn't be able to resist that line.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2006 11:43:47 GMT -5
lol ... works like a charm!
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Post by *Sonya* on Dec 7, 2006 12:02:17 GMT -5
I know! How do you think Greg picked me up?
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Post by greg on Dec 7, 2006 12:10:18 GMT -5
I know! How do you think Greg picked me up? Actually I think the pick-up line I used was: "Are your parents retarded?" "Cause you sure are special!!" I am not always the most PC......sorry
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Post by Barbara on Dec 7, 2006 12:11:53 GMT -5
#lmao# #lmao# #lmao# at the whole page.
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Post by Karen on Dec 7, 2006 12:51:19 GMT -5
Too funny. What a charmer you are Greg. Sonya is a lucky woman.
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Post by linwoodlarsons on Dec 9, 2006 4:04:19 GMT -5
" It's colder that a well-diggers ass out there!"
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Post by *Sonya* on Dec 9, 2006 12:10:25 GMT -5
I cheated and googled some southern sayings. Here are my favorites that I've found so far:
So buck toothed he could eat corn-on-the-cob through a key hole.
Older than the mountains and got twice as much dust.
So ugly she'd run a dog off a meat wagon.
Like two peas in a pod.
Light in the loafers. (This refers to a gay person. I heard my dad use this saying when I was growing up)
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Post by greg on Dec 9, 2006 18:27:43 GMT -5
So Sonya...Would this be the proper use of the phrase? Light in the Loafers =
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Post by Barbara on Dec 9, 2006 19:00:13 GMT -5
#lmao# #lmao# #lmao# Greg Love this one too---> "So ugly she'd run a dog off a meat wagon."
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