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Post by breck20 on Apr 25, 2011 16:08:14 GMT -5
Naked Eye- Luscious Jackson
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Post by breck20 on Apr 21, 2011 10:55:37 GMT -5
Red Riding Hood
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Post by breck20 on Apr 21, 2011 10:55:07 GMT -5
I am picking it up this weekend. I think it's one of the best albums they have ever done. You're right, Dawn, different from most main stream stuff. Really good!
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Post by breck20 on Apr 20, 2011 14:15:48 GMT -5
Encino Man
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Post by breck20 on Apr 20, 2011 14:14:38 GMT -5
TRICKING A NUN
A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him.
The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you."
The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you."
The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first," he says.
The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about having sex with the nun.
After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie! "
The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!"
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Post by breck20 on Apr 20, 2011 14:07:24 GMT -5
S&M- Rihanna
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Post by breck20 on Apr 20, 2011 14:05:58 GMT -5
Hard Sun- Eddie Vedder
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Post by breck20 on Apr 18, 2011 14:02:10 GMT -5
Get Shorty
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Post by breck20 on Apr 18, 2011 13:01:26 GMT -5
Superstitious-Stevie Wonder Great song! Dance, Dance, Dance- Steve Miller Band
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Post by breck20 on Apr 18, 2011 12:59:05 GMT -5
Paint It Black- The Rolling Stones
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Post by breck20 on Apr 18, 2011 12:57:40 GMT -5
Happy Bee-lated, Birfday!! I heart you!!
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Post by breck20 on Apr 15, 2011 15:33:56 GMT -5
I love a good joke! Ok, this one is fairly dirty, but I laughed out loud when I heard it, so here it goes...
A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper.
Before leaving, he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"
"About 35," was the reply.
"I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy.
After that, he goes into McDonalds for lunch and asks the clerk the same question.
The reply is, "Oh, you look about 29".
"I am actually 47."
Later, while standing at a bus stop, he asks an old woman the same question.
She replies, "I am 85 years old, and my eyesight is going. But when I was young, there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your balls for 10 minutes, I will be able to tell you your exact age."
As there was no one around, the man thinks, What the hell and lets her slip her hand down his pants.
Ten minutes later, the old lady says, "Okay, it's done. You are 47."
Stunned, the man says, "That was brilliant. How did you do that?"
The old lady replies, "I was behind you at McDonalds."
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Post by breck20 on Apr 15, 2011 15:03:03 GMT -5
Something to talk about- Bonnie Raitt Oops, wrong one friend! Rock & Roll Hoochie Koo- Johnny Winter
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Post by breck20 on Apr 15, 2011 15:01:03 GMT -5
Name- The Goo Goo Dolls
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Post by breck20 on Apr 15, 2011 14:56:26 GMT -5
Did you tell them about For My Friends with Travis? Great way to bring new people into the melon family again! Cool that you got to talk about BM at a Chris Cornell concert considering their connection. Awesome!
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