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Post by Marika on Apr 28, 2006 14:20:26 GMT -5
haha begrrrl your slang and phrases are brillianthow brilliant.
its 1am here but im gunna go downstairs and tell my mum shes a cork. then im gunna tell her to close her beak.
then im gunna run to my room. haha.
hahaha poor mom... Anyway I tell to my mom or my sister to close them beaks very often. I have others: Don't broke my boxes = when someone is annoying and stress you. You are a whale, or that woman is a whale= a very fat man or woman To raise an elbow = When someone drink so much. To be a little bit out = to be out of of mind or To be out like a balcony= to be out of mind or To be out like a flower's vase= to be out of mind I will eat the table's legs = when you are soooo hungry. Flat foot or Penguins= police/cops A beautiful nothing = that mean: nothing To scratch one's stomach = to do nothing Smoke a gun/ or smoke reed= Smoke a spliff Smoke Maria/ or smoke Maria Giovanna = smoke marijuana Stupid as a goat= a stupid person A snake's cold= when it's too cold Give me a straw= give me a cigarette
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Post by Meredith on Apr 28, 2006 19:26:42 GMT -5
Tater Hog - a heavy set girl, not fat, just kinda chunky
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Vince
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Post by Vince on Apr 29, 2006 4:22:58 GMT -5
charles you are so lying you filthy liar. im telling the queen. #gun# u already know i never lie! u silly brit! btw, in France we call the english ppl the 'rosbeefs'
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Post by azrael on Apr 30, 2006 8:26:26 GMT -5
Tater Hog - a heavy set girl, not fat, just kinda chunky We have fugly - fat & ugly. If they just have a generally fuller figure, or a noticebly round arse we say they have 'some cushion for the pushin'' (say it out loud to get the effect)
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bumcakes
The Pusher
I don't like jail, they got the wrong kind of bars in there.
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Post by bumcakes on Apr 30, 2006 9:33:41 GMT -5
Vincent you are a filthy liar dont deny it!!!! Well, if you must know, here in england we call you french people.... "filthy lying snail eaters"
honest. i didnt just make it up and i swear it didnt just take me two days to come up with that. honest. its true. it really is. honest.
#mixed-smiley-002#
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Post by azrael on Apr 30, 2006 9:49:40 GMT -5
Smoke a gun/ or smoke reed= Smoke a spliff Over here a gun is a shotty (bong), except there's nowhere we can buy proper ones so we make them out of fanta bottles with metal tubes made from 'soda' cans. Smoke Maria/ or smoke Maria Giovanna = smoke marijuana Over here we call it lob, gear (which in England is what heroin is called), Tony Yao or tetrahydracanabinols (I go to a private school, we're posh tokers, to toke meaning to smoke pot) Give me a straw= give me a cigarette We call cigarettes fags or straights (how ironic), then there's rollies (rolled cigarettes)
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Post by Red Mosquito on May 1, 2006 2:08:39 GMT -5
I'm translating here (btw, good thread):
"Weaker than the cock of the pope" "Uglier than being kicked in the balls with a clown's shoe". "More boring than watching turtles fuck" "Worse than hunger"
"Tie my shoes" = Come with me, keep me company "to suck" = drink alcohol "big egg" ("huevón" in spanish) = literally, means fag. But ppl use it like "dork" or "asshole" "he went on shit" = when someones does or says something out of context.
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Post by Gabbee on May 1, 2006 11:59:15 GMT -5
Down in New Orleans I have heard people say that they are "going to make groceries". I asked someone how groceries are made, and they explained that it just meant that they were going to the grocery store. #weird# Then there's the southern phrase that let's people know that you are about to do something: I'm fixin' to. . . hahahaha as you all know I live in Texas and we say 'Fixing to' ALL THE TIME! I'm fixing to go to the store get some sodas, yall wanna come? Anyone else says this, I think it's a Texas thing... "Im gonna go there right quick" Oh and since we're translating insults and phrases in other languages, you know that In Brazil we say "go drink out of an asshole" meaning go fuck yourself When somethings really old we say it is older than hunger And boys, if you're ever in Brazil and someone calls you a reindeer, they're not being sweet, they're calling you a faggot! On a side note, I saw this on myspace and thought it was hilarious... Not sure how many of you are from Texas or have even been here, but some of it is pretty accurate! TRUE TEXAN!!! You know you're a Texan when ... *You can properly pronounce Corsicana, Palestine, Decatur, Wichita Falls, San Antonio, Mexia, Waco, and Amarillo. *A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel. *You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day. (like today for instance...) *You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade. sooooooo true, esp. when your AC doesnt work which is my case*You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent. *You measure distance in minutes. *Little Smokies are something you serve only for special occasions. *You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit. *You know cowpies are not made of beef. *Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date. *You have known someone who has had one belt buckle bigger than your fist. *You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, and bait all in the same store. *A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol. A Chevy 3500 4x4 is. *You know everything goes better with Ranch. *You actually get these jokes and are "fixin' " to send them to your friends. *You go to the river/lake because you think it is like going to the ocean. *Finally, you are 100% Texan if you have ever heard this conversation: "You wanna coke?" "Yeah." "What kind?" "Dr. Pepper."
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Post by Meredith on May 1, 2006 20:17:42 GMT -5
a lot of that is true for Missouri too! I always say "I'm fixin to" and "right quick"
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Post by Barbara on May 3, 2006 12:03:45 GMT -5
Don't broke my boxes = when someone is annoying and stress you. In Slovenia, we say that too, haha! Ok, I'll tell you some slovenian coarse words/frases cause I think they're pretty hallucinating. But first I have to say we actually NEVER use them! We mostly use the serbian/croatian and english ones. Then in region that's on italian border we also use some italian "bad" words. For example, some people where I live says "mona" all the time, like for example americans says "like" all the time... they don't even pay attention they say it anymore although as far as I know, in Italy this word is VERY bad. So, here are some slovenian "coarse words"- get ready, mostly they're so ridicilous! three hundred hairy bears (it can also be 300 devils) the street is white go salt yourself go to the devil at my soul baptized Mathew... See? Our coarse words are totaly clean(except for the devil)! That's because we're all so good people and totaly innocent! #innocent# But well, as I said, nobody really use thoses expressions, except MAYBE SOME old people. Well, then we can say "fuck", "fuck off" and "shit" quite often, especially young people (hello to the future, hehe). We also use "cool" a lot and there's something funny: we use english word "full" to say "very"! Again, especially young people, almost noone says "very" in slovene!
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Post by Marika on May 3, 2006 13:05:32 GMT -5
Then in region that's on italian border we also use some italian "bad" words. For example, some people where I live says "mona" all the time, like for example americans says "like" all the time... they don't even pay attention they say it anymore although as far as I know, in Italy this word is VERY bad. go to the devil #lmao# Mona...yes this word is used very often in some Italian country, usually this word is used by the men, when they see a beautiful woman around they say.... mona For some people this word it would be so offensive. Also in Italy we use "go to the devil" always....
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Post by Barbara on May 5, 2006 8:31:49 GMT -5
I heard "mona" means woman's sex in a very vulgar language, is that true? And here's a little funny (true) story: a school group from where I live went to visit Venezia (Venice in english?). And a guy said "how cool, you can say whatever you want here, nobody will understand you, you can shout MONA! (shouts)" and - everyone turned around of course, hehe... I guess he used it so often he forgot it wasn't slovene hehe...
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Post by ~BEE~Happy~ on May 5, 2006 8:54:25 GMT -5
I had a friend from Altanta, and she was always saying "y'all", even if she was just talking to one person. So I had to ask," how do you say y'all when you're talking to more than one person? " She looked at me like I had five heads, eyes bulging out and said "All Yall". I am sure she was saying "bless her heart" in her head.
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Post by liette on May 5, 2006 10:57:28 GMT -5
too funny, here's a few from Northern Ontario, Canada. Bush Bunny, pretty northern woman Bush Pig, (hate that one) not so pretty northern woman Whatever melts your butter, (whatever turns you on) You moumoute, stick in the mud Put another log on the fire, light up a dube Your a real Jean-Guy rubber boots, not too bright bushman Youse got some splaining to do, you better fess up Ba Bye La, fuck off Talk on the big white telephone, puke Need a shovel? stop bullshitting You sped, you dummy NERTS, nipples erect right through sweater Just short of a cord, not too smart You suffering from ESR (extreme sperm retention), male version of pms, cranky guy Picking the lint outta my bellybutton, not doing much Sparkplug, hyper person Spittin cobra, penis (as in don't wake the spittin cobra) Pepe le Pue, smelly person Panty waisted fifi, someone who's a chicken I've got weak ankles, all around good excuse when you don't want to do something Me old trout, term of endearment men use for their wives (charming isn't it) That's all for now folks
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Post by Marika on May 5, 2006 12:36:15 GMT -5
I heard "mona" means woman's sex in a very vulgar language, is that true? And here's a little funny (true) story: a school group from where I live went to visit Venezia (Venice in english?). And a guy said "how cool, you can say whatever you want here, nobody will understand you, you can shout MONA! (shouts)" and - everyone turned around of course, hehe... I guess he used it so often he forgot it wasn't slovene hehe... Yes that is true, that is what the word "mona" mean, it is refer to the woman's sexual organ, and it is used especially in Venice and neighborhood.
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